Friday, November 29, 2013

Mast funny jokes - mashallah english

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mashallah english.....

Boy : I Heard You Failed In English?
Girl : Who Telled You?
It Is Unpossible.
I Sawed The Result Yesterday, I Passed Away...!!!
Boy: Ok Bye!
Girl: Bye bye God blast u...!!!


Thursday, November 28, 2013

Emotional Story - Team Work

Really Good One plz Read......

It was a Sports Stadium...

8 girls were standing on a track for racing.

Ready !

Steady !

Bang !

With sound of Pistol all girls started running.

Hardly they had covered 10 to 15 steps,
1 girl slipped & fell.

Due to pain she started crying.

When other 7 Girls heard her
all STOPPED running..

STOOD for a while,

turned BACK & RAN
towards her.

All 7 Girls LIFTED the Girl,
pacified her,
joined hands togather,
walked together &
reached WINNING Post.

Officials were shocked.

Many Eyes were
filled with tears.

It happened recently.

Racing was conducted by
National Institute of
Mental Health...

All participants were
Mentally RETARDED.

What did they teach ?
Sportsman spirit,

We Surely can NEVER Do this,


We have Brains....
We have Ego...
We have Attitude...
Pyar "INSAN" Se Karo
Uski "Aadat" Se Nahi

"Rutho" Unki "Baato" Se
Unse Nahi

"Bhulo" Unki "Galtiyon" Ko
Unhe Nahi

Qki "Rishto"Se Badakar
Kuchh Bhi Nahi.

Funny Joke Log Pata Nhi Kaise

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Log Pata Nhi Kaise...
PrOpose kr Dete Hai..?

Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad
Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa
Jati Hai..


Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Best Funny Jokes in Hindi

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Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !


Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.



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80% of employees in corporate world are suffering from AIDS

AIDS: Appraisal & Increment Deficiency Syndrome...

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Santa: "Finally he stopped smoking"

Banta: "Oh really??? How??

Santa: "He died"
Told my mom that the tea she made wasn't too good.
and suddenly....
My future wife is getting lot of abuses.


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Khatarnak solution ---

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu....

Ab DIL tham lo .....

Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...


Definition of TIME

Definition of TIME

Slow .. when you wait!
Fast .. when you r Late!
Deadly .. when you r Sad!
Short .. when you r happy!
Endless .. when you r in Pain!
Long .. when you feel bore!

Everytime, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions & not by clocks...
So .. Have A Nice Time Always!


Thursday, November 21, 2013

Love sms for GF / BF

[stextbox id="alert" caption="Love sms for GF / BF"]R is 4 red, red is 4 blood, blood is 4 heart, heart is 4 love, love is 4 U, U is 4
me, me is 4 u, "I LOVE U"[/stextbox]


[stextbox id="alert" caption="Love sms for GF / BF"]Is that love I see in your eyes, Or merely a reflection of mine?[/stextbox]


[stextbox id="alert" caption="Love sms for GF / BF"]Did u ever cry for me? Did u ever smile thinking of me? Did u ever miss me? I did.
Bcoz I LUV U. And will forever.[/stextbox]


[stextbox id="alert" caption="Love sms for GF / BF"]kabhi kuch na kehkar bhi,sab keh jata hai ye dil,kabhi chup rehkar bhi har dard seh
jata hai ye dil,dil ki aahein to aaj tak hum bhi na samajh paaye ,gumon k andhere me bhi
khud jalkar roshini kar jata hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,ye dil BARKHA[/stextbox]

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Best Love quotes Sms

[stextbox id="alert" caption="Best Love quotes Sms"]many people r so lucky that even after hurting they get so much love& very few r so unlucky that even after loving so much they get hurt....[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="alert" caption="Best Love quotes Sms "]The smallest word is I, The sweetest word is LOVE And the dearest person in the

world is U. Thats why I Love You.[/stextbox]
[stextbox id="alert" caption="Best Love quotes Sms"]LOVE is something beautiful,a desire,a feeling that one would like to catch.LOVE is the feeling that makes U feel alive.LOVE is something that may never go away. [/stextbox]